1 00:00:01,595 --> 00:00:04,698 [bluesy rock music] 2 00:00:04,698 --> 00:00:07,434 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:07,434 --> 00:00:09,202 [video game music] 4 00:00:09,202 --> 00:00:10,671 Um, Cody, you said 5 00:00:10,671 --> 00:00:12,606 we could come over here and play your game, 6 00:00:12,606 --> 00:00:14,074 and we've been watching you play 7 00:00:14,074 --> 00:00:16,477 for, like, an hour. [snickers] 8 00:00:16,477 --> 00:00:17,911 I didn't say you could play it. 9 00:00:17,911 --> 00:00:19,380 I said you could see it. 10 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:21,114 Um, what? 11 00:00:21,114 --> 00:00:22,449 It's called seeing. 12 00:00:22,449 --> 00:00:24,485 You do it with your eyes, genius. 13 00:00:24,485 --> 00:00:26,420 Damn it, Cody, we wanna play. 14 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:28,689 Yeah, yeah, I wanna shoot guys in the butt. 15 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:29,890 Yeah. [snickers] 16 00:00:29,890 --> 00:00:31,392 I don't care. I hate you guys. 17 00:00:31,392 --> 00:00:33,627 Cody, you suck 18 00:00:33,627 --> 00:00:35,662 more than anyone has ever sucked. 19 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:37,431 - Yeah, and you suck. - Aw. 20 00:00:37,431 --> 00:00:40,901 it's so good to see Cody is making friends. 21 00:00:40,901 --> 00:00:42,068 What friends? 22 00:00:42,068 --> 00:00:43,637 This is wonderful. 23 00:00:43,637 --> 00:00:45,406 Cody, why don't you invite your new friends 24 00:00:45,406 --> 00:00:47,408 for dinner, hmm? - But... 25 00:00:49,042 --> 00:00:51,412 Beavis, do you like broccolini? 26 00:00:51,412 --> 00:00:53,847 Is she, like, a chick or something? 27 00:00:53,847 --> 00:00:55,782 So you two are Cody's new friends? 28 00:00:55,782 --> 00:00:57,951 Uh, sir, we're just here 29 00:00:57,951 --> 00:00:59,520 because we wanna play this video game. 30 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,788 It's turning into such a good year for Cody. 31 00:01:01,788 --> 00:01:03,990 I knew it would happen sooner or later. 32 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:05,792 Uh, no, seriously, he's, like, kind of a butthole-- 33 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:07,661 We're gonna do everything we can 34 00:01:07,661 --> 00:01:09,730 to make it work out this time. 35 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:12,533 Dad, help me in the kitchen a minute? 36 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:15,736 Don't have too much fun without us. [laughs] 37 00:01:15,736 --> 00:01:17,971 Get out of my house. 38 00:01:17,971 --> 00:01:20,240 We're not leaving until we play the video game, 39 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,642 you butthole. 40 00:01:21,642 --> 00:01:23,710 That's right. Yeah. [snickers] You said. 41 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:26,279 No matter how much this place sucks, 42 00:01:26,279 --> 00:01:28,482 we will stay until we can shoot those guys 43 00:01:28,482 --> 00:01:29,950 in the butt. 44 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:31,985 Yeah, exactly. [snickers] 45 00:01:31,985 --> 00:01:35,656 Okay, fine, you can shoot one guy in the butt, then go. 46 00:01:35,656 --> 00:01:39,159 One guy in the butt each. [chortles] 47 00:01:39,159 --> 00:01:40,527 Fine. 48 00:01:40,527 --> 00:01:42,228 Okay, then. 49 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:44,465 Seconds for everybody. 50 00:01:44,465 --> 00:01:47,133 Mom, can Beavis and Butt-Head go play the video game, 51 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:48,635 like, right now? 52 00:01:48,635 --> 00:01:50,003 Of course you can. 53 00:01:50,003 --> 00:01:52,072 But before we have screen time, 54 00:01:52,072 --> 00:01:53,239 what do we have? 55 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,941 Family time. 56 00:01:56,510 --> 00:02:00,547 Does anyone see an edge piece with a little bit of cloud? 57 00:02:00,547 --> 00:02:03,584 This sucks. [snickers] 58 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:10,223 [tranquil chime music] 59 00:02:10,223 --> 00:02:13,126 ♪ ♪ 60 00:02:13,126 --> 00:02:15,696 Uh... hmm. 61 00:02:15,696 --> 00:02:18,364 [snickers] - [snickers] 62 00:02:18,499 --> 00:02:19,800 Yeah. [laughs] 63 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,403 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:23,504 --> 00:02:26,973 Huh. 65 00:02:26,973 --> 00:02:30,310 This is the worst song I've ever heard in my life. 66 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:32,846 [guffawing] 67 00:02:32,846 --> 00:02:34,881 Is it a song, though? 68 00:02:34,881 --> 00:02:37,584 I don't think it's a song, Butt-Head. 69 00:02:37,584 --> 00:02:39,285 Yeah, it is. 70 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:41,722 It's got, like, notes 71 00:02:41,722 --> 00:02:44,758 and music or something. 72 00:02:44,758 --> 00:02:47,393 Yeah, yeah, definitely not a song. 73 00:02:47,528 --> 00:02:49,963 I think it's just, like, sounds 74 00:02:49,963 --> 00:02:52,799 that are supposed to, like, calm you down, you know? 75 00:02:52,799 --> 00:02:54,367 [snickers] 76 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:57,671 Damn it, Beavis, just sounds can't calm you down. 77 00:02:57,671 --> 00:03:00,406 You need a song to calm you down. 78 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:02,275 No, you don't! 79 00:03:02,275 --> 00:03:04,778 It's calming me down, and it's not a song. 80 00:03:04,778 --> 00:03:05,779 What's your problem? 81 00:03:05,779 --> 00:03:06,980 My problem is, 82 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:08,815 I'm sick of sitting next to you 83 00:03:08,815 --> 00:03:11,084 being wrong all the time about everything. 84 00:03:11,084 --> 00:03:13,053 Yeah, well, I'm sick of you 85 00:03:13,053 --> 00:03:15,722 telling me I'm wrong all the time, yeah. 86 00:03:15,722 --> 00:03:17,558 I've had enough of your crap, 87 00:03:17,558 --> 00:03:19,059 so shut up. 88 00:03:19,059 --> 00:03:22,829 Beavis, I will beat the living crap out of you 89 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:24,831 if you ever talk to me like that again. 90 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:26,332 Oh, yeah, yeah? 91 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:28,569 Well, let me say it again, Butt-Head. 92 00:03:28,569 --> 00:03:32,238 You're wrong, and I'm tired of you giving me crap 93 00:03:32,238 --> 00:03:34,274 all the time! 94 00:03:34,274 --> 00:03:35,909 You wanna do something about it? 95 00:03:35,909 --> 00:03:37,944 Uh, yeah. 96 00:03:37,944 --> 00:03:39,913 I'm gonna do this about it. 97 00:03:39,913 --> 00:03:41,582 Agh! Damn it! 98 00:03:41,582 --> 00:03:42,749 [grunts] [blows landing] 99 00:03:42,749 --> 00:03:44,184 Shove it up your ass, you-- 100 00:03:44,184 --> 00:03:45,786 [groans] [glass shatters] 101 00:03:45,786 --> 00:03:46,853 - [grunts] - I've been waiting 102 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:48,454 a long time for this, Beavis. 103 00:03:48,589 --> 00:03:49,956 Oh, no, you don't! No, you don't! 104 00:03:49,956 --> 00:03:51,592 Your mom is a--[groans] 105 00:03:51,592 --> 00:03:52,893 - [grunts] - [groans] 106 00:03:52,893 --> 00:03:54,227 Shut up, Butt-Head. [blow lands] 107 00:03:54,227 --> 00:03:56,597 Say one more thing about my mom! 108 00:03:56,597 --> 00:03:59,365 [fighting sounds continue] 109 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:00,767 You don't like that, do you, huh? 110 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:02,736 [grunts] 111 00:04:02,736 --> 00:04:04,170 Beavis, I'm gonna kill you. 112 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:06,707 - Yah! - [groans] 113 00:04:06,707 --> 00:04:09,042 [blows land] [groans] 114 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:11,077 [groans] Don't even try that--ugh! 115 00:04:11,077 --> 00:04:12,813 Oh, no, you don't, no, you don't! 116 00:04:12,813 --> 00:04:14,615 - [groans] - Gah! 117 00:04:14,615 --> 00:04:16,482 [mutters] 118 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:27,493 ♪ ♪ 119 00:04:27,628 --> 00:04:30,263 Ugh. [groans] 120 00:04:32,766 --> 00:04:33,767 Oh, what's that? 121 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:37,137 Uh... [groaning] 122 00:04:37,137 --> 00:04:38,538 Uh, where are we? What happened? 123 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:41,875 [snickers] 124 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:44,645 What's that? - Uh... 125 00:04:44,645 --> 00:04:47,881 I don't know, but this song sucks. 126 00:04:47,881 --> 00:04:50,651 [chortles weakly] 127 00:04:50,651 --> 00:04:52,285 Yeah, um... 128 00:04:52,285 --> 00:04:54,921 I don't think that's a song, Butt-Head. 129 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:56,957 Yeah, definitely not a song. 130 00:04:56,957 --> 00:04:58,692 [sighs] 131 00:04:58,692 --> 00:05:00,026 Damn it, Beavis. 132 00:05:03,664 --> 00:05:05,198 Oh, this is definitely the side of the barn. 133 00:05:05,198 --> 00:05:07,167 Can Beavis and Butt-Head just play the video game 134 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,568 for five minutes so they can leave? 135 00:05:08,669 --> 00:05:10,671 Cody, you know that this time is important 136 00:05:10,671 --> 00:05:12,372 for us to connect as a family. 137 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:13,840 Sometimes, honey, we feel 138 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,442 like we're just not connecting with you like we should. 139 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,311 And that's why it's important for us to spend time 140 00:05:18,311 --> 00:05:19,545 with you and your friends, 141 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,715 who I know are very important to you. 142 00:05:21,715 --> 00:05:23,884 This piece looks like it has a schlong. 143 00:05:23,884 --> 00:05:26,352 - [snickering] - [snickering] 144 00:05:26,352 --> 00:05:29,489 - [laughs] - [laughs] 145 00:05:29,489 --> 00:05:32,425 Cody, you didn't tell us your friend was a comedian. 146 00:05:32,425 --> 00:05:34,327 Uh, a what? 147 00:05:34,327 --> 00:05:36,697 "Schlong" is age-appropriate language. 148 00:05:36,697 --> 00:05:39,733 Very natural for teenagers to be testing limits. 149 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:42,302 Look, Beavis, your piece fits right in here. 150 00:05:42,302 --> 00:05:44,437 Yeah, whoa! [snickers] 151 00:05:44,437 --> 00:05:47,373 Boing-oing-oing-oing- oing-oing-oing. 152 00:05:47,373 --> 00:05:49,042 See, Cody never tells us 153 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:51,044 the cool teen lingo like "boing." 154 00:05:51,044 --> 00:05:53,046 We have to learn it from his friends. 155 00:05:53,046 --> 00:05:54,247 Boing. - Yeah, that there's 156 00:05:54,247 --> 00:05:55,448 a real nice boing. 157 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:57,751 - Mom. - Boing-oing-oing. 158 00:05:57,751 --> 00:05:58,985 Boing-yoing-yoing. 159 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:00,420 [both laugh] 160 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:02,889 That new teen slang is terrific. 161 00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:05,625 Whoa. Your mom's got wood. 162 00:06:05,726 --> 00:06:08,328 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, your dad, too, yeah. 163 00:06:08,328 --> 00:06:09,796 Yeah, they're probably gonna score. 164 00:06:09,796 --> 00:06:11,097 Yeah. [snickers] 165 00:06:11,097 --> 00:06:12,298 Mom, Dad, seriously. 166 00:06:12,298 --> 00:06:13,599 They have to g-- - You know what? 167 00:06:13,734 --> 00:06:15,468 We're all having such a good time. 168 00:06:15,468 --> 00:06:16,937 Why don't you two spend the night? 169 00:06:16,937 --> 00:06:18,338 That's a great idea. 170 00:06:18,338 --> 00:06:21,274 Oh, it's just so much fun that Cody has friends now. 171 00:06:21,274 --> 00:06:22,743 - Mom... - Wait, what's happening? 172 00:06:22,743 --> 00:06:25,211 We can finish the puzzle and then play Risk. 173 00:06:25,211 --> 00:06:26,780 Or Settlers of Catan. 174 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:28,915 And then hot cocoa and go to bed. 175 00:06:28,915 --> 00:06:30,884 Uh, no. 176 00:06:30,884 --> 00:06:32,618 We wanna play the video game. 177 00:06:32,753 --> 00:06:34,587 Yeah, yeah, we wanna shoot guys in the butt. 178 00:06:34,587 --> 00:06:35,655 Yeah. [snickers] 179 00:06:35,756 --> 00:06:37,557 You can play all day tomorrow. 180 00:06:37,557 --> 00:06:38,792 Don't worry. 181 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:40,761 Cody's got some PJs he's grown out of. 182 00:06:42,829 --> 00:06:47,033 Uh... this sucks. 183 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:49,836 - Yeah, really. - I know. 184 00:06:52,205 --> 00:06:55,075 Uh, well, this sucks. 185 00:06:55,075 --> 00:06:56,676 [snickers] - Oh, God. 186 00:06:56,777 --> 00:06:58,044 Now, I know you guys were planning 187 00:06:58,044 --> 00:06:59,612 on playing video games all day... 188 00:06:59,612 --> 00:07:01,948 Yeah, we're gonna shoot a guy in the butt. 189 00:07:01,948 --> 00:07:04,417 But after breakfast, let's all go down to the park 190 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:06,052 and enjoy this sunny weather. 191 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:08,221 What? 192 00:07:08,221 --> 00:07:10,356 We just wanna give Cody some quality time 193 00:07:10,356 --> 00:07:11,925 with his new friends. 194 00:07:11,925 --> 00:07:13,794 Just leave, please. 195 00:07:13,794 --> 00:07:15,061 Sorry, Cody. 196 00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:16,997 We don't like this any more than you do, 197 00:07:16,997 --> 00:07:20,233 but we cannot leave until we play your video game. 198 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:21,701 That's true, yeah, yeah. 199 00:07:21,802 --> 00:07:23,103 I'm gonna shoot a guy in the butt. 200 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:24,570 Yeah. [snickers] 201 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,840 Usually, for breakfast, we have unsweetened granola, 202 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,942 but since it's a special occasion-- 203 00:07:28,942 --> 00:07:30,443 Cody made some friends-- 204 00:07:30,443 --> 00:07:32,612 we're having Cody's special breakfast. 205 00:07:32,612 --> 00:07:34,815 He's so creative, he came up with this himself. 206 00:07:34,815 --> 00:07:37,683 It's Cocoa Puffs, Count Chocula, and Sugar Smacks 207 00:07:37,818 --> 00:07:39,585 with a scoop of ice cream on top. 208 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,988 It is a whole lot of sugar, but what the heck? 209 00:07:41,988 --> 00:07:44,690 It's not every day that Cody makes friends. 210 00:07:49,429 --> 00:07:51,564 Whoa. [laughs] 211 00:07:53,466 --> 00:07:56,602 [gibbering] 212 00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:03,176 This is gonna be cool. 213 00:08:03,176 --> 00:08:04,710 [gibbering] 214 00:08:04,845 --> 00:08:06,679 [ceramics breaking] Hey! 215 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:08,849 Philip, can I talk to you for a second? 216 00:08:08,849 --> 00:08:12,385 [crashing noises] - [snickering] 217 00:08:12,385 --> 00:08:14,387 - I hate to say this... - I know. 218 00:08:14,387 --> 00:08:15,989 But Cody's so shy. 219 00:08:15,989 --> 00:08:18,491 It's good for him to be friends with someone so expressive 220 00:08:18,491 --> 00:08:20,326 and theatrical, like Beavis. 221 00:08:20,326 --> 00:08:21,862 Exactly. 222 00:08:21,862 --> 00:08:23,964 It could really bring him out of his shell. 223 00:08:23,964 --> 00:08:26,399 He's an only child, and it's just good for him 224 00:08:26,399 --> 00:08:28,634 to be around an extrovert, you know? 225 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,871 Oh, maybe he'll join theater club. 226 00:08:30,871 --> 00:08:32,939 [gibbering] 227 00:08:32,939 --> 00:08:37,577 Exactly. Beavis is a good influence. 228 00:08:37,577 --> 00:08:39,512 I am Cornholio! 229 00:08:39,512 --> 00:08:43,516 I need TP for my bunghole. [snickering] 230 00:08:43,516 --> 00:08:47,921 - Cody needs this. - [gibbering] 231 00:08:47,921 --> 00:08:49,655 Mom, Dad, you gotta do something. 232 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,091 We know, sweetie. 233 00:08:51,091 --> 00:08:52,893 We know what we have to do. 234 00:08:52,893 --> 00:08:54,560 We need to start listening to you better 235 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,562 and respect your choice of friends. 236 00:08:56,562 --> 00:08:57,998 - What? - Ooh! 237 00:08:57,998 --> 00:09:00,200 [gibbering] 238 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,702 - Hey, Beavis? - Ah! 239 00:09:02,702 --> 00:09:05,371 I just want you to know, we hear you. 240 00:09:05,371 --> 00:09:06,973 I'm Cornholio too. 241 00:09:06,973 --> 00:09:09,309 And we're always here if you and your friends 242 00:09:09,309 --> 00:09:11,311 want to rap about TP and bungholes 243 00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:14,480 or substance abuse or just whatever. 244 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,317 Are you threatening me? 245 00:09:17,317 --> 00:09:19,152 Not at all, man. 246 00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:21,654 Boing. - Boing-oing-oing. 247 00:09:21,654 --> 00:09:24,557 Broccolini! [chortling] 248 00:09:24,557 --> 00:09:26,592 I have broccolini in my bunghole. 249 00:09:26,592 --> 00:09:28,394 [gibbering] 250 00:09:28,394 --> 00:09:29,862 [snickering] 251 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:32,265 I'm gonna go ahead and borrow this. 252 00:09:32,265 --> 00:09:34,901 See you later. 253 00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:36,569 You will give me all your broccolini! 254 00:09:36,569 --> 00:09:38,038 Are your friends leaving? 255 00:09:38,038 --> 00:09:40,073 Well, their parents probably want them home 256 00:09:40,073 --> 00:09:41,174 on Saturday morning. 257 00:09:41,174 --> 00:09:42,708 I can't wait to meet them. 258 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,410 I bet they're really bunghole. 259 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,279 I need broccolini for my bunghole. 260 00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:47,347 Broccolini! 261 00:09:47,347 --> 00:09:48,614 I knew he liked that broccolini. 262 00:09:48,614 --> 00:09:53,853 [gibbering] 263 00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:56,689 You will not disrespect my bunghole! 264 00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:58,658 [rock music] 265 00:09:58,658 --> 00:10:01,627 [bluesy rock music] 266 00:10:01,627 --> 00:10:08,969 ♪ ♪ 267 00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:23,549 [chiming noises] 268 00:10:23,549 --> 00:10:24,817 Chirp.